Goth Aesthetic

This is literally so fucking wild 

remember that cartoon where the cat in the hat and the grinch meet, and the cat is like “why are you so mean? is it because of your mother? is it because of your dead mother, you sick bastard?” and it turns out the grinch is just grieving over the loss of his mother and that’s why he’s so miserable

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

hi what the FUCK does this mean

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

Adam was a fuck boy?

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

FUCK

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.

This just further proves my theory that he added in the “Maui can do everything but float” line knowing that people will be making the pun about “the reason floating is the only thing Maui can’t do is because he’s The Rock”.

he fucking would