Bran

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

A scene from the Project Hail Mary book that I wish was in the movie is a conversation Grace has with one of the engineers developing the astrophage engine. The engineer is geeking out about how "the universe provided us with the fuel to explore it" and Grace has to remind him that this fuel is actively killing their planet.

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft