decomposing mystery stew!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

“bear in mind” yeah buddy, he’s always been in there

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

i love water bears so much oh my god