Near this Spot

are deposited the Remains of one

who possessed Beauty without Vanity,

Strength without Insolence,

Courage without Ferocity,

and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.

This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human Ashes,

is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog

who was born in Newfoundland May 1803

and died at Newstead Nov. 18th, 1808.

because they fucking

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These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

BoJack Horseman: