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"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know