MADDOX JR.

I'm lucky to have you.

You didn't apologize. You said "sorry," which sounds like "too bad."

Do you feel held by (them)?

Does (they) feel like home to you?

I was most excited for you to come.

Do you not love me anymore?

What am I going through?

I don't know why I'm here!

Oh my GOD, the women here!

Dude, is/are (they) gonna kill me?

Do you have a sleeping pill I could borrow?

Are you feeling less nervous today?

I just really need to not be here right now.

You're just gonna leave me like this?!

I feel like I can't tell if you're joking.

What is brave in going home?

I'm also trying to keep an open mind.

Psst. Hey. I'll check your scalp for tics if you check mine.

It does no good dying, lashing back at the inevitable.

Are you sure you can handle this?

I can’t stop fucking shaking and my teeth keep chattering.

“You’re the greatest hunter in the whole world!”

“No beast alive stands a chance against you!”

“Ha ha ha, that crazy old loon, they need all the help they can get!”

“Heh! Oh boy! _____’s gonna get the surprise of their life, huh?”

“So! How’d it go?”

“More beer?”

“______, You’ve got to pull yourself together.”

“Oh, well, I guess it’s not gonna work after all.”

“He was raving like a lunatic. We all heard him, didn’t we!”

“Well, you don’t get much crazier than that!”

“Get them out of here!”

“What’s a genius?’

“Yeah, well, finders-keepers.”

“Not on your life!”

“This place gives me the creeps.”

“_____, I want to go home!”

“Tea? oh, thank you!’

‘Where did everybody go?’

“Exactly! Who needs her, when you’ve got us?”

“Je ne sais quoi?’

“Am I catching you at a bad time?’

“A certain damsel is in distress.’

“I’ve been told I’m clingy but I really don’t get it…”

“You really want to marry into this family?’

“For the sake of exhausting all of our options, do we maybe want to consider a less gruesome alternative?”

“Wow, this is some storm. At least we’re not tied to a tree in the middle of nowhere, right?’ 

“It’s a complicated question on a number of accounts, but…..”

“Are you not the least bit concerned that this castle might be haunted?”

‘Well I used to be on ____’s side but we’re so in a bad place right now.”

“A little persuasion? They turned you down flat.”

“Deep inside, she loves you like all the rest.”