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ORBITAL MECHANICS

Complexity Graphics by Tatiana Plakhova

Most shows will say “Be yourself!  Then girls will love you for you and you will have so many girlfriends!  So many!”

It’s another disappointing message to young boys that teaches them they are entitled to women.  That “hey just be you and you get girls, neat!”

Tino’s mom takes the time to say “No, be yourself because yourself is who you should be.  It won’t necessarily get you girls, some of them still won’t be interested but the most important thing is you like yourself.”

Deaf wizards giving their friends name signs that are actually unique spells (when signed with a wave of a wand) that remind them of the friend, maybe a puff of a certain aroma or a special light show or a cascade of specific flowers

Deaf wizards mastering nonverbal spells WAY before their peers because they could never use the verbal ones

Lip-reading Deaf wizards always having the upper hand in duels

Hogwarts not having any interpreters and the staff feeling super awkward but the Deaf wizard being like FUCK IT and enchanting a quill to transcribe everything the professors say. Their peers look on in jealousy as all their hands start to cramp while they take notes.

Deaf wizards being expert mandrake-potters who don’t even have to wear earmuffs