Peace Out Girl Scout

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

what if we pronounced female like tamale

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

This is the quality content I live for

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

same but with offense 

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

hocus pocus i cant focus

I just lost 3 years of my life

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

This would immesurably improve both sports.

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like