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hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

you wet idiot

Godspeed you! wet idiot

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

They should invent a song that’s exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes

“i want him” i say about the most deranged, vile, downright monstrous fictional men ever created

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular