Live and Let Die

(somewhere, pb dio feels an uncomfortable draft)

I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a F UCKING WRESTLER “ 

Me as a parent

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Me in the club

Last night at 10pm EST, GooglePlay streamed a real life version of their popular phone game “Neko Atsume”, placing cats that looked the same as the one in the game into a room with various toys (also available in-game) and filmed the entire thing live. The overwhelming response from the internet, was a mishmash of several languages in the chat rooms, all cheering for their favorite kitties to do things like jump into nabe pots, hide in boxes, and “NO CREAMY, DON’T EAT THAT PLANT.” The stream ended at 9PM EST this morning. You can rewatch all 11 hours of footage on their youtube, but we stayed up all night like crazy people and screencapped the best parts: 

Some dude on reddit who lives in Nova Scotia, probably: This is… this peak political discourse. This show is amazing and speaks the truth that the masses are unable to see. I will devote myself towards defending this show until the day I die so that the fools who are ignorant may see the gospel truth.

YOUNG TOM IS JUST SO CUTE I CANT. I REALLY CANT.

The holy trinity

Yesterday, President Obama fed veterans & the homeless while Trump mocked a person’s disability. Happy Thanksgiving.