Pizza Rolls Are Really Good

one of the weirdest kneejerk reactions from people on the right when someone mentions defunding/abolishing the police is “who are you going to call when you’re in trouble?” like, how often are you calling the cops, man? how often are YOU ringing the police? 24 years on this plant, I’ve never done it, never seen either of my parents do it. the only time I’ve ever come close to doing it was during a domestic incident between my parents when I was like 13 and I realized it would probably make the situation worse because my dad knew all the local cops. I thought you had all those big scary guns to protect you? why do you need the cops to show up 30 minutes after the intruder leaves and shoot your dog? are you sicking the cops on your neighbors every time their music is too loud? is that why you have a hard on for them?

“Who are you going to call?” Probably my mama or my stepdad. Maybe my neighbor. Cops only if I need a police report for the insurance claim?

I think about Angeli Rose Gomez all the time, the mom who snuck into the school during Uvalde shooting and evacuated her children while the cops were doing fuckall and then the cops put her in jail for two weeks and continuously harassed her because she embarrassed them. So yeah, I’m taking my chances calling my mama instead.

IMPORTANT TAGS #ask them to slide the warrant under the door. do not open the door

ETIQUETAS IMPORTANTES #pregúntales que deslicen la orden por debajo de la puerta. No abran la puerta.