Boyd Writing Room

Your AC is 20

Using the powers bestowed upon me by the higher magicks, I have had a vision of the truth behind the recent proclamation of Mitchel McConnell's life.

For it was not true, no it was not, it was a farce!

The divined information, revelation came to me, and it was... Weekend at Bernie's.

So with the help of my trusty AI(arcane intelligence) I managed to draw up this figure that reveals the true nature the telegram. That being McConnell is not truly awake, but rather a 3rd person just out of the camera shot with a comically large marionette cross bar and strings attached to him, helping him hold loosely onto the newspaper.

Wait so Lindsey Graham is now dead? I mean 71 just seems so young for congress, he had so many years left ahead of him, truly such a sad and awful day.

He could have spent the next few decades stripping away even more of our rights and privacy protections, like how in the past he protected Internet Service Providers who sold OUR browsing history to 3rd parties.

It is men like him who voted against queer marriage becoming enshrined in law in the first place, or oh wait.... that-that was him.