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brain: ladies and gentlemen,
me: please
brain: this is mambo no. 5

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me: i gotta focus on this beca-
brain: ladies and gentlemen,
me: please
brain: this is mambo no. 5

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*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on
im a guy
Oops lol no thank you
I never offered to give you anything
the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern
Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.
noted
for those with voice dysphoria. I still have awful voice dysphoria even after 3.5 years on T
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that

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gender non conforming trans people who don’t give a fuck about passing are literally the most brave and powerful people on the planet
Nothing but love and admiration for all our binary smashing friends!
someone has waited their entire career to use this headline
Scientist should say something else
This guy needs a raise
nO StOP IT
i aM DEAD
FUCK OFF OK
Me, an introvert
Why did the chemist’s pants keep falling down?
He had no acetol.
Get this joke in the BadScienceJokes JFAOS Book!
same energy
I forgot about this one too
the four horsemen

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“hellroo” ???
L-m-a-o
trans rights and the existence of trans people are not political tools. they are not political opinions. they are not debatable. they are human rights. nobody should have their existence denied in law and nobody should be erased in the name of politics.
YOU WANT A HOT BODY?
YOU WANT A BUGATTI?
YOU WANT A MASERATI?
ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
YOU WANT A LAMBORGHINI? SIPPIN MARTINIS??
LOOK HOT IN A BIKINI????
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YOU WANNA LIVE FANCY??
LIVE IN A BIG MANSION??
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Random Stranger: So do you have a dick?
Transguy: *straight face* Why, do you want to give me a blowjob?
Stranger: *shocked and upset* Why you would assume that.
Transguy: It’s the only other reason I would assume you’d be asking about my dick.