Boy 409

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

this is the purest thing I have ever seen in my life. *wipes away a tear* I am blessed to have seen this.

this isn’t a meme but you all can deal its so good

HHHHDJOCOYPYC

“IT MAKES THE PLOT BETTER”

Akskfmfm but can you IMAGINE if they were like.....not mad but you know when someone's in danger and another person uses their full name to tell them off?? That but with this,,,like sep does something dumb and marwick drags him off to the side like 'ERNIE *insert middle name here* HAPPYLEAF WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU IDIOT'

The actual reason that simon hates septimus is because unlike his other siblings he has no blackmail material bc he has only known him for all of 5 minutes unlike every other person in his family who each have at least 36 different stories of Times They Did Something Incredibly Embarrassing