A box of soy milk

i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

Dont let my intelligence distract from the fact that I'm stupid

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.

big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings

maybe if I was getting throat fucked I wouldn’t be so sad

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

SORRY BOYS THE SENTIENT FUNGUS THAT CONTROLS MY THOUGHTS SAID I CANT HANG OUT TONIGHT