Vin Von Bon

“There, there…”

I’m here to do my third-act apology.

> michael talking head about special thing that’s happening that day > michael exits his office and announces thing > backlash > OKAY, EVERYONE, CONFERENCE ROOM, NOW > michael tries to convince his employees that thing is good > he goes to great lengths to do this > it backfires and things go horribly wrong > jim and pam are cute > dwight offers michael his services > dwight talking head wherein he says something weird > the conflict does not get resolved > everyone lives with the consequences of michael’s actions > they forgive him anyway because somewhere deep down he’s a good guy despite the fact that this kind of thing happens every. single. episode.

And the best part-Kate Norley (his wife) waving the Rangers flag in John’s face.

John Oliver pulling out receipts.

Maybe April doesn’t think that we’re the greatest bad in the world but, man, she loves me and I love her, so, who cares?