My friend Yoli worked on this one. I cleaned it up from Pastebin and put it here! Enjoy! It’s fun!
Reigen: Ahh I ate, I ate. Really, eating ramen after work feels exceptional, right Mob?
Reigen: What’s wrong? Are you not feeling well?
Mob: It seems I ate too much…
Reigen: No matter what, a large portion was really pushing it. That said, this shop’s work is really great.
Mob: But… the one who ordered that large portion was Master Reigen… wasn’t it? Ugh!
Reigen: Well, I thought it was a lot to eat– Hey! your face is turning pale.
How about we go to the office and rest…
Reigen: If you get home late, it’d be best to phone your house.
(ring ring)
Ritsu: Yes, this is Kageyama.
Ritsu: This suspicious voice is Reigen-san. What do you want?
Reigen: Actually Mob’s not feeling so good. I thought to bring him back to the office to rest so he’ll be a little late coming home.
Ritsu: Nii-san is…! It can’t be that during work something happened…!?
Reigen: We had cleaned up the evil spirits but…
Ritsu: WAS HIS OPPONENT REALLY THAT DANGEROUS?
Reigen: Ahh, well it was still too much for Mob.
Ritsu: EH, EVEN FOR NII-SAN IT WAS TOO MUCH!
Reigen: Ah well, the work was too much.
Ritsu: THE WORK WAS TOO MUCH. NII-SAN HAD TO ENDURE IT ALONE!?… WHY DID YOU LET HIM DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!
Reigen: Ohh… Sorry. I thought we could do it but it seems it’s still too early for him.
Ritsu: DID YOU THINK SOME KINDA MISS LIKE THAT CAN BE FORGIVEN?!
Reigen: No, it’s just Mob wanted to be stronger and thought that by trying really hard his body would also grow.
Ritsu: It’s true that nii-san was intent on training his muscles. BUT THIS AND THAT are two different things!
Reigen: WELL, the first time is always difficult. But if he does it a number times, eventually the body will surely get used to it!
Ritsu: Until it gets used to it!? How many times are you gonna do it!?
Doing something so dangerous, SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE WRONG WITH YOU!!
Reigen: No, no, it wasn’t suppose to be like that! If he didn’t push himself–
Ritsu: IT’S ALL BECAUSE YOU ASKED NII-SAN, THE UNREFUSING TYPE, A FAVOR. Reigen, YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN BETTER.
Surely… Even though he was pushing himself, he had thought “I have to handle this by myself.” (voice breaking)
How pitiful.
Reigen: That’s true… At first I told him that since it’s a large portion, it’s okay to leave some left.
Ritsu: Huh? It’s okay to leave some? Did nii-san not finish cleaning up? What did you do?
Reigen: Well, it was my responsibility after all. I cleaned up the leftovers.
Ritsu: Reigen-san did? (scoffs) There you go doing something so dangerous again…
I got it. I’ll do it…
Ritsu: Next time, I’LL DO IT…
Ritsu: The next time nii-san is alone in such a difficult situation, or if the opponent is too much… or the work is too much…! Please call me.
Reigen: EH? FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU?
Oi, but aren’t you busy with studying and all that?
Ritsu: I DON’T MIND. If you’re in those types of situations. Please call me. Any time. I’ll pick up.
Ritsu: Anyway, nii-san is recovering right now right?
Reigen: Oh, yeah. He’s resting a bit on the sofa.
Ritsu: *sigh* As I thought, I’m coming over right now.
I’m worried about his condition. You will need to clearly explain about what happened in that situation.
Ritsu: If… I see anymore danger or peril. I won’t let either nii-san and Reigen-san keep working. If that happens, prepare yourself.
Reigen: Y.. yeah. Ahh, since you’re coming over, do you want to see too? The office is close by.
Ritsu: Nii-san’s damaged self? I understand… I’m going. Just to be sure, I’ll wear some comfortable clothes so that I can be ready at any time.
Reigen: A-are you really that pumped? W-well. I’ll wait for you. Be careful now. See ya.
(beep)
Mob: Master, was that Ritsu on the phone? It was kinda long though…
Reigen: Yeah, he wanted to challenge the large portion too. I’m gonna go see Ritsu and eat ramen with him for a bit.
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