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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I hope this photographer won a prize

salt anf vinegar . the thinking man’s chip

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

Early 60s Beatles songs are like "I love my girl and she loves me, I'm just a little guy and I'm so happy!" and late 60s Beatles songs are like "Watch Out For The Cellophane Man"

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.