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dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

Sometimes I'a be minorly inconvenienced and I'a reflexively blame Bowser for it. I'a just stub my toe against'a the corner in my'a room and I'a mutter "Bowser..." under my'a breath like he'a had something to do with it.

Okay fuck you I blame you for all the worlds problem's Mario

Setting up a wildlife cam in my back garden and installing a series of progressively larger decorative windmills to determine the optimal size for trapping feral questing knights.

#believewomen

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

"There's no platonic explanation for this!!" said about something that there would be an obvious platonic explanation for if society hadn't convinced everyone that platonic relationships were less intimate and inherently inferior to romantic relationships.

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

I don't like that you look gross when you're sick. you should get to look really hot and cool and tragic

so what I'm hearing is that I need to catch tuberculosis