bone app the teeth

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

This is me trying to work out how to fix s car engine.

He’s like a trapped roomba

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭

Let him practice. His recital is soon