Bouffant Headbutt

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

All I want for Christmas is for Sarah J Maas not to win the Goodreads Choice Award.

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

“Toxic” - Britney Spears (2003)

The best work rihanna has done her whole career was def her cameo in bring it on all or nothing