You were always the mysterious one.

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

HOW ARE THEY NOT LAUGHING?

this is performance art

llamas gone wild

ME

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

Dang

“Do you love the color of fire?”

Whoa