what the fuck is lost in aisle 3

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

ætiewaþ hagtessan curs in lybbafandung

16th century woman about to be tried for witchcraft who got high using a mandrake root last night: does doing drugs show up in the cursed witch test

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears