bi bitch

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

john better act accordingly lol

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

"first nine months of your mortal life" of course Louis believes life begins at conception he's old as fuck and catholic

"are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first 9 month of your mortal life in?" im the first person in my bloodline to hear this sentence