[violently oscillates between fandoms]

when ur cat steps on ur boob wrong and u feel that shit for the next 5 minutes

listen guys i would die for bishoujo optimus but she just doesnt have the same ✨energy✨ as starscream and megatron do. like the autobots were cute but the deceptions were SO cunty

piggy woult absolutely show kermit all the flirty instagram dms she gets and theyd laugh at them together 🙏🏽

How do yall think miss piggy would feel about the micro-skirt trend

losing my mind over the fact that orion pax/optimus prime is literally god's favorite

Deciding Tracks was a tv host of some kind in Iacon city, im thinking news anchor. He'd be melodramatic asf when he eventually has to pick up a gun. im slowly working thru as many characters as i can think of and deciding where they worked (unless pictured in the mines), im so hype ab this. Maybe Blaster was literally a radio DJ

Oh my gawd guys i cant stop thinking about megatron ripping that fucker in half with his fucking yaoi hands im losing it mentally