My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

having a tumblr gotta be like second most interactive diary of all time

first place still being held by that one time an eleven year old girl was possessed by the soul of a teenage dark lord

I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

If she’s your wife then why she pin my feta cheese vegetarian lasagna recipe to her Pinterest board

hey guys do you think if we all lean to one side at the same time we can jam the boat in the suez canal again

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!

Kitty plants