Self-Control

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

Not to be nsfw but imagine someone actually wanting to talk to u all the time and not get bored of you wow

The lack of self awareness from the woman who’s hair and clothes are hand-me-downs from the 90s

slept in today, what’d I miss?

go back to bed

#the physical comedy choices in this were sublime

i… had no idea martha could drag.

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog