Crows everywhere are equally black.

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

I think I need to start enforcing a bed time on myself. I just put two frozen mice to thaw in my tea.

Decide you want tea. Fill the kettle and start boiling water. Place a mug on the kitchen counter and put a teabag in it. Remember you are going to feed the snakes this afternoon. Go get the mouse-thawing-cup and put it on the counter. Hear the kettle about to boil and pour some of the almost-boiling water into your mug. Remember the snakes. Open the freezer and get out two frozen mice. Remember how excited you are to have tea. Go back to the counter and put the mice in your mug of hot tea.

I thought their jaeger was named Treebeard

~Pretty Lady~

I JUST REBLOGGED THIS BUT I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

#boyswillbeboys

I thought it was gonna be like… Bohemian Rhapsody but… man was I wrong. I’m glad I was

Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?

Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?

Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

I have questions

To get to the other side