Invincible Curiosity

Rise lucifer

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

this is my favourite post on this whole goddamn website

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.

fun facts: elephants are some of the nicest, most caring animals on the planet. they go through physical depression and suffer grief when their loved one dies and in situations like this, the whole entire herd will work together in order to save one and won’t move on until the one in danger has been saved or is dead. 

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE ELEPHANTS

Because a lot of people—mainly motherfuckers who don’t really understand struggle—think all homeless people are alcoholic drug addicts…especially Black homeless people.