bored

For the sake of your mental health, let people think what they want. Their fiction is not your truth.

You can be the kindest person ever and people will still find a way to dislike you. Just let them. I promise it will be so freeing.

i’m sorry but literally imagine being so hopelessly down bad for someone that they tell you to get the fuck out of your own home and you’re like shit yes sorry my apologies you’re literally so right wtf am i doing here near your perfection literally let me get out immediately sorry for getting in your way. and then literally two seconds later you’re packing up your things once again to leave YOUR home. sophie has benedict in such a chokehold and that’s the way it should be literally good for her

“This looks not like a nuptial” is my favorite line in all of Shakespeare cause like….yeah dude. Your best friend is screaming at his innocent fiancée, accusing her of cheating and demanding that her father disown her and break the engagement. The fiancée is fainting from an apparent heart attack and your girlfriend is sobbing and demanding that you challenge your best friend to a duel. What clued you in that this wedding might not be going well???

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

Reminder for tonight: you are allowed to be a work in progress and a masterpiece at the same time. Growth doesn't cancel out worth. You don't have to finish becoming who you're meant to be before you're allowed to be proud of how far you've come.