Daddy Birb

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

It just sounds so ridiculous in English. 😂

Look at them:

And my personal favourite

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This bitch threw a tantrum. She even said she was gonna call the fucking prime minister to get things done her way. She called her manager who gave an impression of trying to get in contact with important people who would lick her boots, but as it turns out, Sintra’s mayor gives no shit. He remains unbent. So this bitch, who—again, as stated above—has circumvented laws and limitations, one after another, to get things her way, and who has found that Lisbon’s mayor just enjoys the taste of her asshole so much, throws another tantrum. This time, stating that she has done so much for our country, like she actually put it on a map or something, or miraculously raised our GDP or whatever, and we are an ungrateful little spiteful country because we wouldn’t let this old stupid bitch stick a horse inside a fragile 18 century room.

To quote the mayor: “Madonna is an artist, but this palace belongs to everyone”

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