eat my ass

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

where’d you hear that

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

me

Kinda wanna get my ass eaten… Kinda wanna eat an ass. Kinda wanna get fucked… Kinda wanna fuck someone.

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

THE WHEEZING

I’m every one in this

fiiiinally i can expect the baristas to nut in my morning drink 

​this worked last night lets go for round two

tbh lets bring back “random” humor

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

I almost cried when she got so happy when her parents saying “yes!”

Byeee They deadass put a receding hairline on a fish

KSNSKSKSNDJKDJDKDJDJDJDD

STOP