alright

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

Libra

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

what is

nothing. go back to bed

i just don’t get foreign films.