Wizard Frog

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

@toosexytodrive

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis