hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

Sorry for falling off. That was on purpose. I had to become something I wasn’t in order to remember what I was.

summer fruits save me, save me summer fruits

it’s actually one of my biggest wishes that prices go down and everything becomes reasonably affordable again btw

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)