luceat lux vestra

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

;LKJGSD;LKFJLSKDJFG HOLTZY HONEY N;VSJKLDHFKJGHDFG

TALKY BABY

ADHD got me like *straight up doesn’t do something if my brain decides it isn’t fun or immediately gratifying*

Boards of Canada

Backwood barbie against vaping...me

gay people

could u be one of them ?

you may be entitled to financial compensation