boots&blackskirts

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

we need more female characters who are deadbeat losers