Captain Boomerang

❝ AND? there ain’t no one on the bus! let it do what it wants, ya ain’t be hungry before? we got this UNDER CONTROL. rack off! ❞

❝ well ya DID get t’ pick honourin’ another person right? so like by extension ya did kinda pick the name? like ya knew what ya were gettin’ yaself int’. so it’s still on you, mate. ❞

❝ nah, mines better. i wouldn’t wanna be named after a freakin’ beetle, mate. ❞

❝ yeah nah, mate i woulda remembered a bloke like you. blue beetle? what kinda dumbarse name is that? ❞

❝ ...thanks i guess? ❞

❝ what the fuck is that thing? ❞

❝ alright, luv, back it up. nothin’ to see here. the us government has massive alien attack under control. ❞

❝ oi, baby superman, pull ya bloody head in, mate. ❞

❝ eh, you’ll be right, mate. shit only gets real weird when they send ya up into space. no gravity is a bastard, let me tell ya. ❞

—  ❝ lawton, if ya don’t put a sock in it i swear to god-- ❞

— digger learnt early on in this game not to trust those hero types. especially the ones he didn’t recognise. and this bloke was giving off weird vibes.                                                    ❝ yeah? somethin’ i can help ya with, mate? ❞