bookleopard

date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books

I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine

And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.

I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house

I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately. 

if you aren’t good enough for a repeat then i’ll donate you to charity, and if there’s no room inside the donation bin, i’ll leave you out in the cold.

I will permanently mark my name on your back so no one will attempt to steal you from me.