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SHANEWEEK | DAY 4: FAVORITE TRAIT

added his credit card to ilya’s phone’s apple pay (“shane why i am also wealthy” “you don’t have to but i would like it if you use it” "okay mr millionaire")

had all of ilya’s curly hair products at his house + got silk pillow cases

big “i saw this and thought of you” boyfriend

kept ilya’s favourite snacks at his house + popcorn for when they watched movies

read articles on how to be in a long distance relationship and then later on read articles about how to support your husband with depression

remembers any comment ilya made about wanting something and he gets it for him for his birthday/christmas/just because

referred to everything as “ours” months into officially dating (“our cottage” “our cars” “our homes in montreal/ottawa”)

their favourite activities:

buying shane clothes and dressing him up (“oh you look so handsome” “those pants would look better on your floor” “don’t hit on me for him”)

mixology (bonus points if shane likes the drink)

watching shane do tasks (shane has to cut the grass and ilya and rose are sitting on lawn chairs with drinks and yelling “take your shirt off”)

teasing shane (they both love to watch shane squirm)

getting high and making snack combinations (“okay we should make chipotle cheesy garlic bread with bacon” “YESSS”)

bonus

shane and ilya will die if they’re not touching (“okay those two are definitely together”)

svetlana and ilya and rose go clubbing but shane goes to bed early and they come back to the hotel drunk asf, arms around eachother, dying of laughter (“oh so it’s a throuple?”)

shane and rose go on a sunrise hike and rose is leaning on shane and they’re casual huggers (“maybe those two are dating or is he cheating on the guy?”)

svetlana scolding ilya about wearing sunscreen in russian and he’s arguing back (“that sounds like wife yelling not friend yelling”)

svetlana and rose being super touchy and complimenting eachother a lot and doing eachothers hair (“oh lord they’re so hot together”)

they’re eating breakfast at the hotel and they’re all feeding each other and grabbing things for each other and “try the orange juice it’s so good” and “i got you coffee” (“i’m soooo confused maybe they’re poly?”)