“well, maybe shane was outvoted” “this is steven’s fault” “i think ryan-” these are all grown men with dick and balls

Ryan Bergara is the hyperfixation representation we all need. He collected root-beer bottles to the point that he had a full shelf of them and kept them in his room, organized by favorite in front, so he could think about them every so often cause they made him happy. He gets so obsessed with things that he forgets to do anything else. He has an entire podcast where he infodumps about amusement parks. I love him. He’s so me I fear.

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

Can I hear a second thing about you

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

happy national boyfriends day to steven lim, who is a boy and also a friend