Booderdoodles

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

tip: if there's a texture on your skin, you can pick at it to make the texture worse and more painful also

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

i think the main utility of polls so far has been to demonstrate just how utterly, breathtakingly, CONFOUNDINGLY wrong the people on this website are about virtually everything

Ate a burger. WHILE having boobs. This is just like in anime