Crisis & Chill

the point of horror is wet wet sticky wet disgusting wet sex sex sex cum wet yucky sex sex vampire bat sex sex meat werewolf vampire sex werewolf creature creature cum sex wet sticky raw meat

😳wow bestie umm. That was kind of blasphemous of you?? 🤭 haha like kind of heretical even 💞

thinking about how fiona's bit in the first shrek movie about how ogres are so ugly and unlovable, which is overheard by shrek, is the perfect example of how self-deprecation can really harm not only the people around you who love and care for you, but also people who share the same characteristics that you are mocking in yourself

I need to do a better job of reminding myself of this.

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

sorry to the “sex scenes serve no purpose” crowd but i actually can’t understand the plot unless there’s a sex scene. every movie should be required so feature a 15 minute graphic sex scene so i know what’s going on

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No love, however brief, is wasted.

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone