A brighter future approaches.

my brand.

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

@bonniebbunz

Me, all the time

@bonniebbunz

My favorite thing about Game Changer is when Sam Reich says “I’ve Been Here the Whole Time” and looks down at his hands like he’s an eldritch god of torture and torment that just gained a human form.

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

wuhoh

@bonniebbunz

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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.