100% Trans Fat

when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire

casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze

I’m genuinely worrying about people whose main source of social development comes like 100% from these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn’t even a “technology is bad and kids these days don’t learn how to talk to one another” post, it’s a “basic conflict resolution skills and the practical realities of interacting with human beings are the sort of things you probably shouldn’t learn in an unstructured environment, populated largely by antisocial weirdos, and when you do develop your interpersonal skills entirely in that environment, you’re going to have a fast and rude awakening when you finally do have to apply those skills outside the tiny toxic community you cultivated them in and find that they don’t transfer well to classroom discussions or dates or job interviews or having a roommate”

remember to keep a distance of three feet from ur weed man, he is extremely essential rn

sasuke is the coolest bitch ever he's got snakes and can make lightning come out of his hand and from the sky and it looks like a dragon and has a GIANT purple armor based of the storm god in japanese mythology like hes just the COOLEST character ever and hes not even some of u peoples favorite......... some of you wanna judge the things he did as if he didnt do them with style? u are so boring

Naruto at Sasuke's trial post war

Its suck his titty wednesday

congrats to everyone whose made it to the first suck his titty wednesday of the decade. i love you

Is it “Happy Impeachment” or “Merry Impeachment”? I don’t wanna offend anyone.

Treason’s Greetings

Remember to steal JK Rowling’s books

Remember not to read jk Rowling’s books

After you’ve been steeped in online culture for a while, it’s genuinely hard to summon up the vulnerability and honesty to leave comments like this.  But it’s worth doing when you see something that you love, or that speaks to a good part of yourself.

tag yourself I’m “So easy to picture this wonderful bird!”

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

this card was SUPER banned in tournaments the second it released because it had an attack that did double damage if it was your birthday and tournament judges were sick of having to check people’s IDs