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hey tumblr go eat shit you gormless little sex hating bitch
A big part of the reason I am terrified by anti-adult-content censorship is that for a lot of people, queer people are inherently adult just by existing. Erasing adult content then erases queer people significantly. We're seeing it not just on the internet, but libraries, too. It's overwhelmingly queer stuff getting flagged. They're trying to erase us completely.
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if you really think about it pumpkin spice is just versatile carrot cake
medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer
employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire
ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre
electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire
Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire
appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer
[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]
wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer
funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say
ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way
backstreet boys doing Saul Goodman cosplay: Tell me, White
cowboy backstreet boys: ain't nothing but a cow tame
educational tv backstreet boys: tell me, Nye
Fast food backstreet boys: ain't nothin but a milkshake
El negro Matapacos (black cop killer) was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities.
He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.
Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country
they even made a statue
and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on.
"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
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the urge to roleplay is trying to claw its way out of my body like rats in a heated bucket, i need SITUATIONS and CIRCUMSTANCES
Thinking about the Denny's pawjob post again.
Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/
Why did you say that
Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.
A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.
So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.
tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth
first time i ever got really high i was so fucked up i was hallucinating roblox gameplay footage
it looked a lot like this and i still cant get over it
who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat
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honestly? drawing yourself - your real self - is so soothing. draw your wings. draw the sparkles in your eyes. draw fluffy white clouds and fangs and claws.
and if you can't draw? grab yourself a magazine, scissors, and some glitter glue and make a collage of things that remind you of yourself.
you will feel like yourself. you will learn about yourself. your subconscious will guide you.
PSA to any nonhumans/otherkin/voidpunks who want a fang piercing to affirm themselves!!!
Do NOT do this:
This is a “smiley” piercing (a horseshoe bar through the frenulum); fang bars are NOT proper jewelry to wear in them! Their size and shape can increase the risk of gum recession and tooth chipping (and are at a higher risk of being torn out by mistake!), plus they’re difficult to live with when it comes to eating, drinking, and sleeping.
Do this instead:
These are vertical angel bites (AKA “angel fangs”), using a standard curved barbell with a spike on the bottom. They don’t extend into the oral cavity at all, which means your teeth won’t be damaged and there’s a lesser risk of injury. This piercing is also easier to live with so you can keep your fangs full-time (as long as the spikes you use aren’t TOO long, I’d recommend 3 to 4 mm).
Pls remember to affirm yourselves safely (especially with body modification), and only wear jewelry that’s meant to safely go in your piercing! 💕
(This is a safe space for MOGAI, otherkin, voidpunk, and nonhuman identities! Any offending or bigoted comments will be deleted and blocked. Please be respectful in the comments!!)
im he/him but in like the way you talk about a dog
reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾
The whole context of Mariana receiving a box full of sanitary pads because the company thought he was a girl.
(His really name is Osvaldo)
It’s even funnier with the context of where El Mariana came from.
He used a female character for a game he played with his friends and named himself Mariana, so they started calling him El Mariana. But to keep the fact that he’s a man, they used a masculine “the” which is El as opposed to La for feminine.
It just caught on that he has a feminine username :))))
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“you should forgive your mother she raised you” NO SHE FUCKING DIDNT, MARKIPLIER DID
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
well now i have to
dont do this.
