Dear mama

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

I seriously want to just kiss you so bad right now and be cute and pin you down and smile and tell you how much you mean to me.

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

Is this just a movie filled with animal puns? Because if so I am in

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

BUWAHAHAAAA

I wanna run away with someone in the middle of the night and go on adventures and see the world and eat at cheap truck stops and sit on top of our car and look at the stars and just be somewhere other than here.