NoLifeQueen

Estrogen turned my rock hard six pack abs into a soft squishy mom belly, and somehow some people close to me don’t see this as an improvement.

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

wait do you think so

boobs

we're stealing 'barefoot and pregnant' from the straights. it's a gay thing now. once you get that trans girl pregnant you must also make her go barefoot and force her to exclusively where dainty little sundresses. for the good of all humankind

im going to touch birdgirl wings in plausibly deniable ways

like some of these men are self-reportedly cis-passing and they seem to think they really don't have privilege over even a clocky trans woman. like, brother. get serious

I saw one of these dudes mention having become sterile via surgery and I can't help but think like... yeah? a cis-passing man who can't carry children is telling women who can't carry children that we don't face reproductive oppression like he does? do we think sterile women are privileged...? or is it only if they're trans? what's the explanation here

I think it's a tragedy that modern depictions of knights hardly ever do the thing where knights in Medieval romances will regularly lose their minds and spend an indeterminate amount of time running around naked in the woods

there's mutuals on here who I wanna adopt and take care of but honestly I'd be a dogshit mother. like poor kid would get neglected to hell and back. I can barely take care of myself and frankly 90% of the time the kid would have to be the adult, taking care of the chores and shit. anyone wanna be neglected by a hot bitch who'll only get worse as time goes on?

let me be your sugar momma (5 dollars a week allowance)