I dont know what Im doing with anything

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

if i see another reblog about tony the tiger im gonna launch this entire shit planet into the sun

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

remember when valve released three of the best video games of all time in a thirty dollar bundle available on all major platforms

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

katana nerds were/are? insufferable but the debunking / backlash is almost as bad

like why does it matter that a zweihander can smash a katana to smithereens. in the historical context both of these weapons were used in they never would have made contact. a katana was a great tool for what it was used for, which is why it was used for that

sword nerds in general are dumb for like fandomizing historical tools of war and removing them from their context. especially when you consider that a saltwater crocodile is the greatest living weapon and could best both a 16th century samurai and a 14th century german knight with its death roll. stop paying attention to pieces of metal and start paying attention to animals, nerds

bro what if you gave a zweihander and a katana to a saltwater crocodile though... holy shit. holy shit

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

guess how i found out today is wednesday

with adhd/autism it's funny like. people will call you weird all your life, people will bully you for your "outlandish" behaviour, people will criticize literally everything you do as "not normal", BUT THE SECOND YOU GET DIAGNOSED (or suggest you might have it) they're like "huh what but you're so normal, you're literally the most normal person I've ever seen, you're literally so normal and absolutely nothing is wrong with you? why would you have that now all of a sudden???"

i feel like the police are about to start pointing guns at people and shouting "MOURN"

THEY PUT A SNIPER ON TOP OF SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT FOR THE FUNERAL PROCESSION. I WAS JOKING

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

I also respect the author for putting them all online for free