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Edgar Allen Bitch

F. Thot Fitzgerald

Charles Dickens

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

me: googling how to get rid of depression at 3 am on a Monday night

alice cullen saw the 2008 recession coming and she didn’t say anything about it

im tired i wanna go home to you

The true magic of Harry Potter was the spell JK Rowling casted to convince us all to like her and take everything she shit out as gospel. 10 year old me devoted my life to that woman, current me would fight her in a Denny’s.

if God wanted homosexuality to be a sin whyd he make it so fun & sexy

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

I jst think it’s amazing we have no idea what’s rly goin on in the ocean

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he was amazing in Titanic

a real renaissance man.

in another universe we aren’t far apart, we are in the same bed